think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
This fucking woman
You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone
It got better
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what