god shut up u lil shits
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]
OMG STORY TIME MY FRIEND AND I WHERE AT THE JACK WHITE CONCERT AND JACK POINTS TO MY FRIEND DURING HELLO OPERATOR AND MY FRIEND JUST SHRUGS AND YELLS “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU MAN I NEVER LEARNED THE FUCKING LYRICS” AND JACK STARTED LAUGHING